Baby update! My parents can stop calling me 'it' now!!

Greetings loyal subjects,

Baby Gill Baker here with another staggering update for you.

My parental units took me to get some more photos taken today, it seems the last batch all sold out.

Here is one of my new ones - I turned my head away at the last second so that they couldn't see I was eating a pepperoni stick.



Anyhoo, in the course of the ultrasound, the nurse made a staggering discovery - and announced to my guards that they were expecting a baby boy!

Well duh, I could have told them that if they'd bothered to ask me. I've known I was a boy for ages, ever since I made the mistake of thinking I had two umbilical cords.

Here's the proof! (I think it's still legal to show my bits online like this).



This works out well for them, as nobody they told seemed to like the name Olivia Buttercup - I always saw myself as a bit of a Harrison anyway, and that's my user name in my chatwomb, so it has all come together nicely.

So there you have it. The male parental unit now has an heir to his vast Star wars collection, and the female parental unit will soon be rushing out to buy packets of pee-pee teepees.

Until we meet again,

Harrison James Baker out.

EDIT: By the way, I should mention that the amniotic fluid was pretty cold today. Just mentioning...