I had another check up the other day at the hospital - everything seems to be in perfect working order and I now weigh 9 lbs 4 oz.
I can't really explain this weight gain, except maybe for the fact that I am given inappropriate foodstuffs - like this cake I had for my one month birthday for example.
I also have a warning for any of you thinking of mixing your formulas for supper - look what happened to me - I understand it is called 'giganticism of the foot'.
Now, back to world domination.
For my nefarious schemes to work, I realized that I needed some wily partners - and found them in the form of the Geek Scouts - a super group of two (now three) who have similar plans of world domination through the use of knot tying and slide rules.
I have enlisted their help in my first plan - an attempt to steal the entire milk reserves of the United States, currently being housed in a heavily fortified building known as Fort Knockers. Our plans are top secret (until one of us learns how to write them down) but I will keep you posted on our progress.
The Geek Scouts: (left to right) Nate 'The Hawk' Laursen; Harry 'The Unpleasant Surprise' Baker and Oliver 'The Bus' Schulte.
They are my new BFF's - and I anticipate many marvelous adventures for us in the future!
Speak to you soon,
HJB out.
4 comments:
"Harrison! Keep the fork away from my eye! Harrison!!! Aaaaargggghhh!"
Fort Knockers??????
What else are you hiding under that baby blanket, HJB??? You scare me!
:D :D :D
We can relate to your foot malady. "The Hawk" had an episode of giganticism of the hands:
http://www.okapi.com/po-blog/archives/2007/12/nate_update_1.html
Harry, it's a wise move on your part to join forces with others. It's the best way to get anything done. Learn to delegate, delegate, delegate.
:-)
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